'Pam & Tommy' Cast Test How Well They Know Each Other

What's my go to workout?

Running on an empty stomach. Obviously, not trampoline.

Not trampoline. Boxing

Not climbing. Not rappelling That would be like

Boxing. Kettlebells? Kettlebells?

Sword fighting.

Yoga? Pilates Running.

It was running. It was running.

Not really I definitely like

the running, yeah.

What are you running from Sebastian?

[giggles] Myself.

[crowd laughs]

[upbeat music]

Hello. Welcome and I am Nick.

I'm Seth.

I'm Sebastian.

[giggles] I'm Lily.

I'm Taylor.

We're the cast of Pam & Tommy,

and we're gonna test how well we know each other,

for Vanity Fair.

Okay, guys

and gals, and everyone.

What is my guiltiest pleasure? What keeps me up at night?

Oh we can do this by committee

That I get pleasure from [laughs]

I feel we can...

Do you paint your toenails?

I don't, I wouldn't feel guilty about it.

[Lily laughs]

Yard work?

Why would I feel bad about that!

I don't know! Without the consent

of those whose homes I'm doing it on.

[cast laughs]

You sneak around at night.

You have a fetish for single-use plastics.

Wow. Oh, that one was guilty

You can't admit that. Yeah [laughs]

Shameful.

That is. Terrible

Reality television.

Oh, I love that. Hey.

I feel a little guilty about it cause sometimes,

I'm like, These people shouldn't be on TV.

No. Yeah.

I'm a fan of the '90 day fiance' verse

[cast laughing]

which would be before the 90 days. 90 days the other way.

The core 90 day fiance. Yeah, there's a lot of

satellite shows. [laughs] I love 'em all.

Me too. Okay.

What is the biggest misconception about me?

I don't think you're misconcepted.

[Lily and Taylor laugh]

You're an open book I am.

You're Canadian.

I was gonna say that I'm Australian.

Ohh. What?

No, that was a joke. [cast laughing]

I don't know, I feel like there must be someone out there

who thinks I'm Australian.

Sure, yeah [laughs]

What word or phrase do I overuse?

Uh.. Uh? Uh.. uh.

Uh.. Fuck. -Fuck.

Fuck? I don't know. I say 'like' a lot.

Yeah. I like. I like. I like.

Yeah, like that...

Like fuck. Yeah.

What's my hobby?

Oh, oh This one is easy.

I know what it is.

Pottery. Pottery.

Yeah, you all know. We knew that, yeah.

We did it!

Number one.

[cast laughing]

What is my dream vacation?

I assume somewhere with trees like the Redwoods.

Redwood Forest. Yeah. That's a great one.

I just picture you with trees.

Yeah. Giant trees, ancient trees.

Trees.

That's a great guess [laughing]

Isle of Skye 17th century.

Oh, whoa.

You got a time machine vacation.

I don't even know what that is.

I didn't know that was on the table.

That's interesting.

It's an island in Scotland and, and a period.

What was happening there then?

[cast laughing]

Sheep husbandry and Scotch who was being invented.

Number two.

With what historical figure do I most identify?

Benjamin Franklin

Johnny Appleseed. -Johnny Appleseed.

Johnny Appleseed, that's a kind of a good guess.

Because he was a carpenter.

Yeah. - Jesus Christ.

[cast laughing]

Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford and me the Big Three.

Yes, the only famous carpenters in history are you,

Harrison Ford, and Jesus Christ which is pretty good.

I wish I had written Jesus Christ.

[cast laughing]

Next best thing, I wrote Billy Jack.

Oh, Billy Jack.

I thought it said Billy Joel. - No.

Billy Jack was the karate cowboy.

That's right.

That's really cool that you're a carpenter.

It keeps me out of the pub.

I started building scenery before they gave me dialogue.

Yeah. That's so cool.

See, I'm really getting to know you. [giggling]

Yeah. Number three.

What's my favorite drink?

Scotch.

Smirnoff Ice.

Coffee?

Diet Pepsi.

The answer is scotch. [cast cheering]

Finally,

Number seven.

Okay.

What bring me joy?

Scotch

Or Diet Pepsi.

Sheep husbandry.

Sheep husbandry, watching Ghost every Friday night

[cast laughing]

Wood. - My brides singing.

Aww! [Taylor clapping]

That's so nice! - That's so nice

Brings me joy.

Oh God.

Which Spice Girl do I most identify with?

Oh, sh.. Posh.

I don't know the Spice Girls.

I know one of us will be right.

Sporty, Posh, Ginger, Spicy.

Spicy? There's no spicy.

Yeah, spicy ginger.

Ginger.

Who is that? I thought there was one.

I wish there was a spicy spice.

I'd say baby slash sporty.

Whoa. Little bit of both.

Alright. Okay okay.

I was wrong. Not spicy spice?

Not spicy.

What is my least favorite accent to do?

I say Northeastern American.

French. - French.

Oh, that is hard.

Yeah. - I put Australian like Seth.

Yeah. The no is 'nor'.

Nor.

Oh nor.

What's my favorite karaoke song?

Something Like Stevie Nicks?

My heart will go on.

Oh that's a great one! I've never even thought of that.

Is not long enough.

I'll always love you.

Oh, I love that one too.

But I actually put Shania Twain Man! I Feel Like a Woman!

Oh! Great song!

That's true.

As a Canadian, I really identify.

Oh God, okay. This is the worst question of all the time.

What one word would I use to describe myself?

Wonderful.

Wonderful, sporty, Lilly.

Spicy

Spicy

Spicy spice.

It's actually a word called Jeff which is like,

when you're a Jeff you're like 'oh a bit of a Jeff'

A bit of a Jeff.

[cast laughing]

That's funny.

You're all Jeffs.

I don't know, I don't feel like a Jeff.

I feel more like a Gary.

These are interesting already.

What's my biggest fear?

Heights.

Is it spiders?

Sharks.

You said it actually.

Andy Cohen.

I was right!

Andy Cohen. Are you afraid of heights?

What happens when you're high up?

I mean, I definitely get a little scared in an airplane

There's a little dippity dip

I'm always looking at the stewardess and going

'okay'

You better keep this in the sky

Don't put that on the stewardess, man.

Was height your answer?

Yeah, I just said heights.

That's amazing because you seem so fearless.

What's my go to workout?

Go-to workout?

Oh boy.

Running on an empty stomach.

Trampoline.

Not trampoline

Boxing.

Not climbing, not rappelling.

Boxing.

Kettlebells? Kettlebells?

Sword fighting.

Yoga? Pilates?

Running.

It was running. It was running.

Definitely like the running. Yeah.

What are you running from, Sebastian?

Myself.

Who's my favorite Avenger.

Uh oh.. spicy.

Spicy spice.

Spicy Avenger.

Is Groot an Avenger?

You would be yeah.

Are you making that up or is that, is that real?

No. That's Vin Diesel is Groot.

Vin Diesel is Groot!

That's right.

Ant-man?

Yeah, Ant-man.

Yeah, I put

You put Chris Evans as the

Chris Evans

Chris Evans, the.. the man

Ask himself.

Are you ready?

I am ready, Taylor.

To make some serious guesses?

I think I know you.

Who's my best friend? Wait,

Oranges.

Who's your best friend.

Yeah.

Your.. your pet?

Uh.. dog.

Yeah. Yes you both were right.

Tank. - Tank.

That's a good name.

Yeah. That's my that's my dog.

Hi, Tank.

Aww.

Is your dog watching?

Yeah.

Hi Tank, you're watching

Hi Tanky if you're watching, she might be.

What do I do to relax?

I think you cook. A subset of cooking.

Grapple

Kill small mammals

To cook

And then cook 'em. That's the one.

Walk! The most boring answer imaginable.

I walk and drink water.

Ooh. I was gonna say breathe.

[cast laughing]

Okay. If I could only listen to one album,

what would it be?

I don't feel like anyone else got one this hard.

I'm gonna say Sublime self-titled album

Spicy spice

Spicy spice it

Debby

I have a great fucking answer.

Is it like a soundtrack, like the big chill soundtrack?

It's no, no vocals.

Whoa.

Atmospheric music.

No. Yeah, but more like a classic.

I went very cla- you all know what this album is.

Like Beethoven's 5th symphony

Carmina Burana

Sort of

Just a soundtrack

Music for airports.

Music for airports?

I love music for airports.

Karaoke, karaoke?

Peter Gabriel, passion of Christ soundtrack.

A Love Supreme!

A Love Supreme

Isn't that a great

That's a good answer That's a good answer

Thank you for joining us here at my classroom studio

Who do we think won the game?

We all won. - We all won.

We all know more about each other.

Yeah. That's the right answer, Seth. There we go.

We grew our friendships.

Yeah.